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So if I have to leave you, I want you to know that in the end, it wasn't because I stopped caring. It was because you stopped being a friend. |
| Anti-pick up lines; Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday? Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend. Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out. Girl: Okay. Go out. Boy: I think I could make you very happy. Girl: Why? Are you leaving? Boy: Shall we go see a movie? Girl: I have already seen it. Boy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you. Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money. | |||||||||||
